Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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