I must be too annoying 4 u.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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