I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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