Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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