yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I am naked and annoyed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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