he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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