i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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