So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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