Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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