please come you make the beer taste better
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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