oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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