I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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