My nipple is on Facebook.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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