She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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