Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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