What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
ttyl tear gas
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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