turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just pee around me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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