Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize