I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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