only if we run a train.
done.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Panties = found
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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