Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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