I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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