He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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