we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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