also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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