i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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