I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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