Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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