Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
wow bdsm is so cute
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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