Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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