sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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