Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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