oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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