Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You ruined the universe
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