dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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