Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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