Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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