he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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