Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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