He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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