let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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