the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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