The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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