Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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