everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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