Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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