I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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