I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
now i know why i became what i already was.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Two words: blizzard sex
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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