I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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