I'm really into asian looking animals
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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