I think my fart just growled at me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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