i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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