3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Come on in and take your pants off
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